THE MATING BULL !!!!
Posted by Hacitha Goonerathna on July 01, 1999 at 06:33:36:
> A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading
> down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first
> bull and his sign stated: " This bull mated 50 times last
> year. " The wife turns to her husband and says, " He mated 50
> times in a year, you could learn from him. "
> They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: " This bull
> mated 65 times last year. " The wife turns to her husband and
> says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5
> times a month. You can learn from this one, also. "
> They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: " This bull
> mated 365 times last year. " The wife's mouth drops open and
> says, " WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A
> DAY!!! You could really learn from this one. "
> The man turns to his wife and says, " Go up and inquire if it
> was 365 times with the same cow. "