Posted by Rooban on March 31, 1999 at 06:34:42:
>A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She
>charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty
> After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call
>Mrs. Johnson a pig?" The judge said that was true.
> "Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.
>The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no
>fear of legal action.
> The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon,