Language Lesson
Posted by Rooban on March 31, 1999 at 06:16:23:

>A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the
>definition of the word "definitely" to them. To
>make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks
>them to use it in a sentence. The first
>student raised his hand and said "The sky is definitely blue". The
>teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct,
>because sometimes it's gray and cloudy".
>Another student says, "Grass is definitely green." The teacher again
>replies "If grass doesn't get enough water it
>turns brown, so that isn't really correct either."
>Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher "Do farts have
>lumps?" The teacher looked at him and
>said "No...But that isn't really a question you want to ask in class
>discussion." So the student replies, "Then I
>definitely shit my pants."

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