Posted by TazD on January 11, 1999 at 01:25:35:
Four surgens were comparing notes while taking a coffee
break. "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on", the first
one said." you open them up and everything is numbered."
"I think librarians are the easiest," the second one offered.
"You open them up and everything is in alphabetical order."
The third one said," I like engineers- they always understand when you have
parts left over at the end".
" I prefer to operate on lawyers," said the fourth surgeon, the most experienced of the group.
" They're heartless, spineless and gutless,
and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable."