Posted by B. Vallah on December 08, 1998 at 05:48:10:

A yuppie opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off
completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the yuppie was complaining bitterly about the
damage to his precious BMW.

"Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You yuppies are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!", retorted the officer. "You're so worried
about your stupid BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaawd...," replied the yuppie, finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once
was, "Where's my Rolex?!!!!!"

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