This Miserable Life
Posted by Bal Vallah on November 30, 1998 at 01:07:44:

There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He sits motionless, staring
like that for half-an-hour.

Then, this big guy breezes into the bar, steps next to him, reaches over, takes the drink from this
poor guy, and just drinks it all down. At that, the poor man starts crying.

The big guy, embarrassed, says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I
just can't stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that," replies the little guy. "It's just that today is the worst day of my life!"

" First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, who has a furious temper, fired
me! Then, when I left the building, I found out that my car had been stolen! The police filled out
some forms, but said they could do nothing."

"So next I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found
that I left my wallet in the cab!"

"When I got home I discovered my wife has left me. I left home and came straight to this bar. And
then, when I had finally decided to put an end to my miserable life, you show up and drink all my
poison ...!"

Back to InfoLanka