Posted by Tommy on March 19, 1997 at 19:48:09:
A young couple are on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting [ Back to InfoLanka Jokes Page ]
there, the girl said to the guy that she has a confession to make; the
reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat
chested. If the guy wishes to cancel the wedding, it is okay
with her. The guy thought about it for a while, and said he does not
she is flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage.
Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and
said that he also wants to make a confession; he said below his waist,
just like a baby. If the girl wants to cancel the marriage, it is okay
him. The girl thought about it for a while and said that she does not
mind, and she also believed there are other things far more important
sex in a marriage.
They were happy that they are honest with each other. They
went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took
her clothes; she is as flat as a washboard. Finally, the guy took off his
clothes. One glance at the guy's naked body, the girl fainted and fell
to the floor.
After she became conscious, the guy asked: I told you before
we got married; why did you still faint? The girl said: you told me
it was just like a baby.
The guy replied: yes, 8 pounds and 21 inches.