Sergeant Tchebychevich
Posted by Bal Vallah on November 24, 1998 at 07:16:28:

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There was a group of russian soldiers close to a high ravine. The sergeant goes close to the edge,
looks down, then turns around and says:

- Soldier Ivanov!
- Sir!
- Put yourself in this position:


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- Yes sir!
- Now jump!
- I'm sorry!!???
- I said JUMP, soldier!
- Yes sir!, (and jumps)

The Sergeant looks down to the abyss again, thinks for a while and says:

- Soldier Pyetrov!
- Sir!
- Move a little to your left!
- Yes sir!
- Put yourself in this position:


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- Yes sir!
- Now jump!
- Yes sir!, (and jumps to the void...)

Again the sergeant looks down, thinks and yells:

- Soldier Sidorov!
- Sir!
- Move yourself a little to the right and kneel!
- Yes sir!
- Jump!
- Yes sir!, (and jumps)

The Sergeant analyses again the situation and says:

- Soldier Strogoff!
- Sir!
- Put yourself in this position:
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At that moment a jeep stops. The Captain gets up and yells:

Sergeant Tchebychevich!!!, this is the last time that I warn you! The next time I find you playing
Tetris with the soldiers I'm going to send you to Court Martial!

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