Death of Energizer Bunny
Posted by Snaghf on November 09, 1998 at 21:09:10:

Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer
Bunny. He was
six years old. Authorities believe that the death occured at aproximately
8:42 pm last
evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and
going, and going,
"pinkie," as he was known to his freinds and relatives, was alone at his
emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical
Examiner Dura cell
concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual
over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had installed Mr. Bunny's batteries
and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

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