Posted by Tommy on March 19, 1997 at 19:40:13:
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! [ Back to InfoLanka Jokes Page ]
Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most
beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.
After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with
you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30
years, she's wonderful wife and mother, but she has never offered much
excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot.
Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started
dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly
announced, "Dianne said yes! We're getting married in June."
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the
sad news. "Dianne is your half sister too, George. I awfully sorry
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news
his father had shared. "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never
going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad
tells me the girl is my half sister." "Heh, heh," his motherchuckled,
shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not
really your father....."