Posted by lulu on November 02, 1998 at 00:20:54:
a young couple driving down the street decides they[ Back to InfoLanka Jokes Page ]
can't wait anymore. The girl rips off all her clothes
and climbs on the guy's lap who happens to be driving.
Out of excitement he veers off the road and hits a
tree. He was killed instantly. Looking around for her
clothes she notices that they are gone. So are her boyfriends. All she can find is her boyfriends shoe. She yells for him to hang on while she goes for help.
Off in the distance she sees a trailor and decides
to go there for help. With her one arm covering her
breasts and the other one with shoe in hand, covering
her crotch she banged on the door. An older man
answered and was quite surprised to see her so nude.
She exclaimed,"Sir you have to help us. My boyfriend
and me have been in a terrible accident." The man
looked down noticing the shoe and said," well if he
fell in that far there's not much that I can do."