pussy cat
Posted by Brittainy on November 02, 1998 at 00:19:05:

OK WELL ME AND MY MOTHER WERE DRIVING ALONG IN THE CAR AND MY MOTHER HITS A KITTEN AND A COP PULLS UP BEHIND US AND TELLS MY MOTHER SHE'S GOTTA BRING THE CAT DOOR TO DORR TO SEE WHO OWNS IT; WELL WE FINALLY GOT TO THE LAST DOOR AND THEY WERE HAVING A FUNERAL SO A LITTLE GIRL OPENED THE DOOR SAW HER CAT AND CRIED "FLUFFY" AND THEN CALLED FOR HER MOMMY; NATURALLY MY MOTHER FELT BAD SO SHE GAVE THE WOMAN 100.00 DOLLARS AND TOLD HER TO GO BUY A NEW CAT SO THE COP ARRESTED MY MOTHER....
FOR WHAT SHE ASKED
THE COP REPLIED FOR SELLIN PUSSY

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