Men's guide to a Woman's language
Posted by Tommy on March 19, 1997 at 19:26:37:
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She says English
You want You want
We need I want
It's your decision The correct decision should be
obvious by now
Do what you want You'll pay for this later
We need to talk I need to complain
Sure...go ahead I don't want you to.
I'm not upset Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're...so manly You need a shave and you sweat
You're certainly attentive tonight. Is sex all you ever think
I'm not emotional! And I'm not I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights. I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient. I want a new house.
I want new curtains and carpeting, furniture,
Hang the picture there No, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise I noticed you were almost
Do you love me? I'm going to ask for something
How much do you love me? I did something today you're
really not going to
I'll be ready in a minute. Kick off your shoes and find a
good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? [Too late, your dead.]
I'm sorry. You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? It's easy to fix, so you'd
better get get used to it.
I'm not yelling! Yes I am yelling because I
think this is important.
In answer to the question "What's wrong?"
The same old thing. Nothing.
Everything. My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really. It's just that you're such an
I don't want to talk about it. Go away, I'm still building up
evidence against you.