Next marriage
Posted by Sanjeewa Marasinghe on October 19, 1998 at 08:11:54:

A couple who had been married for about 30 years were talking one night.

The wife asked, "If I were to die, would you remarry?"

The husband replied, "I don't know, I might."

"Would you still live in this house?"

"Why yes, I've worked for a long time to get it fixed up and now it's paid

She asked, "Would you buy new furniture?"

He said, "No need to do that. This furniture is fine."

"Well, would you let her sleep in our bed?

He replied, "Why of course. It's a good bed and I get a good night's sleep in it."

Angrily she said, "I suppose you would even let her use my golf clubs."

He replied, "No, she's left handed."

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