The Sri Lankan Budget
Posted by Tomia on October 19, 1998 at 05:13:07:



> The country was in a terrible state,

> Parliament sat for a budget debate,

> It was quite a few moments before Chandrika spoke,

> Then she said "sex will be taxed five bucks a poke"


> Whether you 're long, skimpy or thick,

> The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,

> Then Anuruddha said, "Girl look here,

> will the tax apply to the boys who are queer?".


> Mangala rose and looked rather glum,

> "Will I be exempt because I like bum"?

> Chandrika replied and sounded rather airy,

> "you'll pay double you dirty old fairy".


> Up rose Anura to a tremendous applause,

> He grabbed Srimani and stripped off her draws,

> He straddled across her and staffed her at will,

> Then shouted "Shrimani put that on your bill".


> Ashroff then shouted , "I think I'll resign,

> I haven't had sex in a very long time,

> I dream every night of juicy crotch

> But at five bucks a go,that's too bloody much.


> The debate carried on,oh! What a sight

> Kadirigamar was wanking the whole of the night,

> M.P's were cumming,the speaker came at last

> And in the excitement the dumb bill got passed.


> So now in the bedrooms of Sri Lanka at night,

> There's many a fanny that's closed good and tight,

> They're taxing our booze and taxing our smokes,

> And now the bastards are taxing our pokes


> If five bucks a grind is what we must pay

> It is now with ourselves ,we must play

> To quench our frustrations we must have a wank

> And for the state of the country we've Chandrika to than


> Cheers!!

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