Posted by Tommy on March 19, 1997 at 18:50:01:

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
local Church.

"Reverend," she said, "I have a problem--my husband keeps falling
asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will
be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at
specific times.

When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Jones dozed off. Noticing this,the
preacher put his plan to work. "And who lay made the ultimate sacrifice
for you?"
he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your
redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs.Jones.

"God!" Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling.

Before long, Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did
not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with
the hatpin again

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him
his last son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned
thing in me one more time and I'll break it off and shove it up your

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