Nun & the Policeman
Posted by Sanjeewa Marasinghe on August 10, 1998 at 03:01:52:

A Policeman pulled over a carload of Nuns.
POLICEMAN: Sister this is a 65MPH Highway, Why are you going so slow?

SISTER: Sir, I saw alot of signs that said 22 not 65.

POLICEMAN: Oh Sister, that's not the speed limit, that's the Highway
that you are on.

SISTER: Oh silly me, Thank you for telling me that. I'll be more

In the meantime the Polceman is looking in the backseat at the other
Nuns. And they are shaking and tremblng .

POLICEMAN: Excuse me Sister, Whats wrong with your friends back there?
They are shaking and trembling real bad.

SISTER: Oh, we just got off the 119.

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