The second opinion
Posted by P.B. Hikuma on August 10, 1998 at 02:50:14:
A Doctor and his wife were having a big argument at
breakfast. The Doctor, clearly miffed, blurts to his
wife, "You aren't so good in bed either!" and stormed
off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better
make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his
wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone. "What
took you so long to answer and why are you panting?"
"I was in bed." "What in the world are you doing in
bed at this hour?" "Getting a second opinion."