Let's See Your Fishing License, Boy!
Posted by Bal Vallah on August 05, 1998 at 01:04:55:

A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes
jumped the game warden! Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through
the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden.
After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his
breath and the game warden finally caught up to him.

"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.

With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license.

"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to
run from me if you have a valid license!"

"Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..."

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