The Indian Cow!
Posted by Mottapala on March 14, 1997 at 14:53:03:

This is a good one... :)

CALCUTTA's Telegraph has got hold of an answer paper of a candidate at
recent UPSC examinations. The candidate has written an essay on the

"The cow is a successful animal. Also he is quadrupud, and because he is
female, he give milk, but will do so when he is got child. He is same
God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs
Two are forward and two are afterwards.

"His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk. What can it
Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so
Also he is useful to cobbler, watermans and mankind generally.

"His motion is slow only because he is of asitudinious species. Also
other motion is much useful to trees, plants as well as making flat
cakes in
hand and drying in the sun. Cow is the only animal that extricates his
after eating. Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated
the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass.

"His only attacking and defending organ is the horn, specially so when
he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with
velocity forwards.

"He has got tails also, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
alight on his cohoa body whereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
his eyes like his relatives, the horse does not do so.

"This is the cow."

P.S.: We are informed that the candidate passed the exam.

NEWS FLASH: Mother Teresa became very ill recently (rumor has it that
she read this article). Sic!

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