Johnny's Graduation Test
Posted by Bal Vallah on July 06, 1998 at 22:11:45:

It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma but
Johnny. At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up and shouts "Let
Johnny graduate, let Johnny graduate!"

The principal agrees to give Johnny one last chance. "If I have five apples in
my right hand and five in my left hand, Johnny, how many apples do I have?" he

Johnny thought long and hard and then said: "Ten."

And the entire senior class stood up and shouted "Give Johnny another chance,
give Johnny another chance!"

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