Halloween Misspelling
Posted by Bal Vallah on July 01, 1998 at 05:43:16:

Two men were walking home after a party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for
laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from
the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away
at one of the headstones.

"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we
thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

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