Some jokes
Posted by Andrea.K on June 30, 1998 at 00:31:39:

"Don't look so worried, robbie! When I said I was going to be a mother, I meant yours I'm going to marry your father!"

Bill: "I haven't spoken to my wife in weeks!"
Sam: "Whassa matter? Mad at her?"
Bill: "Nope. I'm afraid to interrupt her!"

Husband: "You will never succeed in making that dog obey you."
Wife: "Nonsense. It is only a matter of patience. I had a lot of trouble with you at first."

Photographer to a model: "Shall I photograph you in the nude?"
"No, leave your clothes on, thak you!"

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