Questions & answers PART 5
Posted by Abdul Wahid on June 24, 1998 at 02:04:24:

There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a fence. The
big moron fell off. Why?

The little moron was a little more on.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

What do you call a naughty magician?

David Cop-a-feel!

What do you call a midget psychic who just committed a crime?

A small medium at large!

Did you hear about the cowboy who couldn't spell?

He spent the night in a warehouse!

Every marriage has at least three rings involved:

The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering!

What did the one eyeball say to the other eyeball?

There is something between us and it smells!

What do a tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

They both make someone lose a trailor home!

On which side does a duck have the most feathers?

The outside!

When is Mother's Day?

Nine months after father's night!

The man who invented the "Hokey Pokey" recently died. You
know how they buried him?

They put his right leg in, they put his right leg out, they put his
right leg in and they shook it all about!

What did Guenevere say to King Richard?

Once a king, always a king, but once a knight is enough!

What did one aspiring wig say to the other aspiring wig?

I wanna get a head!

What does it mean when they fly the flag at half mast over the
post office?

They're hiring!

Two peanuts walked thorough central park. One was a-salted.
(Think about it...)

What is the difference between an evening gown and a

About 15 minutes, if you are lucky!

What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement!

Why did the dolphin kill himself?

He had no porpoise in his life!

What are Mozart and beethoven doing for Halloween?


What's the chinese word for constipated?


What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why shouldn't you tell a secret to a pig?

Because he's a squealer!

What do you call a cow who has had a abortion?


Where do you find a legless turtle?

Right where you left him!

What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

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