Questions & answers PART 4
Posted by Abdul Wahid on June 24, 1998 at 02:02:25:

What did the girl melon say to the boy melon when he proposed
to her?

We're too young... we cantaloupe!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick! (You were thinking bad thoughts weren't you... Shame on

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the
man who shot my paw."

Did you hear about the president's daughter?

Nature gave her a beautiful face, but she picked her nose herself!

Did you hear about the Olympic Gold Medal winner from

He loved his medal so much he had it bronzed.

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9 and 10...

What is green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why wouldn't the lobster share his toys?

Because he was shellfish... Get it? It's a joke son!

Have you heard the joke about the bed?

It hasn't been made up yet.

What has five legs, three eyes and two tails?

A dog with spare parts.

What do you call a French leader who's been shot out of a

Napoleon Blownapart!

What do you call a bunch of millionaires who like to watch the
Superbowl on TV?

The 49'ers!

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

Take me to your weeder!

Why can't Irishmen ever be attorneys?

They can never make it past the bar!

Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died?

He pasta way.

What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About five drinks!

What would happen if Steve Young killed 3 people?

He would set a new NFL record!

What has four legs and one arm?

A happy pit bull.

Did you hear about the circus fire?

It was intense.

What happened when the cow jumped over a barbed wire fence?

Utter destruction!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

Why did the baby cross the road?

He was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It is two tired.

What is the difference between a skate boarder and a vaccum?

The position of the dirtbag!

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