A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been
given a part in the school play.

"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"

The boy says "I play the part of the Jewish husband!"

The mother scowls and says: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a
speaking part."

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