After the micro surgeons conference in New York, the leading surgeons were in
a bar and, being drunk off there faces, began to reminice over their greatest
The first, and English surgeon explained:
We had a chap caught in a printing press factory last year and all that was
him was his little finger. Our team of surgeons constructed a new hand and
new arm, enigeered a new body and ultimately, he returned to the work
was so efficient he put five men out of work.
"Thats nothing." added the American surgeon. "We had a worker trapped inside
nuclear reactor and all that was left of him was an eyelash. We constructed
a new eye, a new skull, a new torso and new limbs. We put him back into the
workforce in under a week and he is so efficient he put 50 men out of work.
The Canadian surgeon, not to be outdone:
"I was walking down the street one day when a Fart wafted past. I took it
the hospital in a garbage bag, let it loose on the table and went to work.
wrapped an asshole around it, built a bum on to the asshole, attatched a
to one end and arms to the other and gradually it turned into Jean Cretian.
now put the whole fucking country out of work cause of his "Efficientcy"