Son in law
Posted by Joker on May 24, 1998 at 23:36:01:

A 60-year-old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her
bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40-year-old daughter
playing with a vibrator.

"What are you doing?" asked the mother.

"Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get
so this is pretty much my husband." The mother walked out of the room,
shaking her head.

The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and
upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asked.

His daughter replied, "I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and
I will never get married so this
is as close as I'll ever get to a husband." The father walked out of
the room shaking his head.

The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one
hand and the vibrator in the other, watching the Superbowl on TV.

"What on earth are you doing?" she cried.

The husband replied, "What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a
beer and watching the game with my son-in-law!!"

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