Assortment of Jokes
Posted by ted, Jaz, Janaka, Jason Matt Miller, Nic and Mike, Moji Alade, tommy gongora on May 11, 1998 at 09:33:58:

Monkey - posted by ted
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Bitch!!!!!!!!

Newfie - posted by Jaz
How do you get a one armed newfie out of a tree?

Thumbstack - posted by unknown
What is a thumb tack?
An m&m with an irection

Shane Warn - posted by Janaka E-mail:
Why Did Warn cross the road?
To Ask Sanath How to boal a leg spinner

This may offend some of you -posted by Jason & Matt Miller E-mail: ndm500
Q: What are two things you can't give a black man?
A: A fat lip and a black eye.

Barbie - posted by Nic and Mike E-mail:
Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?
- Cuz Ken doesn't come (cum) in her box.

Mexicans - posted by Nic and Mike E-mail:
What do you call 20 mexicans, standing in a line, holding hands?
- A Spicket fence

mexican - posted by Moji Alade E-mail:
How did the teacher get the mexican girl pregnant?
The teacher said, "Go home and do your ESSAY."

nasty shit - posted by tommy gongora E-mail: joke page
Say if a boy comes to a girl he is attrated to a girl,
then he comes to her and he tells her"your left leg is
Thanksgiving and your right leg is X-mas".Then he asks
her"Could I visit you beetween the holidays?"

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