Mail man
Posted by Abdul Wahid on May 11, 1998 at 08:50:42:

It was George the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was
greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him
and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The
folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led
him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew
his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced! When
he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant
breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured
him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar
bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But
what's the dollar for"?

"Well", she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a
dollar". "The breakfast was my idea!!"

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