Ehnic Jokes (be warned! some are really disgusting)
Posted by Bal Walla on May 01, 1998 at 19:54:08:

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them

What do you call an Ethiopian with a fur coat on?
A pipe cleaner

What do you call an Ethiopian walking a dog?
A caterer

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: How does every ethnic joke start?
A: By looking over your shoulder.

Q: What's a Japanese girl's favorite holiday?
A: Erection day.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education
on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a JAP and a bowl of Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it.

Q: How many Puerto Ricans does it take to grease a car?
A: Just one if you hit him right.

Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise..."

Q: When does a Puerto Rican become a Spaniard?
A: When he marries your daughter.

Q: Why are they using Mexicans instead of laboratory
rats in experiments now?
A: They breed faster and you don't get so attached to them.

Q: When does a black man become a nigger?
A: When he leaves the room.

Q: What's the difference between blacks and snow tires?
A: Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

Q: What are the three most difficult years in a Pole's life?
A: Second grade.

Q: What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her
wedding night?
A: A new last name.

Q: Why don't Polish women use vibrators?
A: It chips their teeth.

The three latest Polish technological discoveries:
1.) Solar powered flashlights
2.) Inflatable dart boards
3.) Helicopter ejection seats

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