How to write a love letter
Posted by Howard on May 01, 1998 at 19:48:56:

A collegian was deeply in love with a pretty girl, But he did not have the
courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of
a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her.

Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I
have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational
qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my
matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little
preparation. What do you say to the solemnisation of your marriage celebration
according to the glorification of modern civilisation and with a view to the
expansion of the population of present generation.
On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my
situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our
argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation.

Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion,
To remain victim of your fascination.


Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulation for your lengthy narration of course full of affection aimed at
an affiliation for a combination which on examination I find is a fine
presentation of your ambition. You have passed your matriculation with little
preparation, what about my graduation after a long botheration, so improve
situation in education and make an application by acquisition of post graduation
and minimum qualification for the convocation and before taking your photo for
circulation undergo beautification.

Further strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation for the
determination of our relation.

1. Consultation of my parents before approaching for my connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of any
fascination and,
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of a solid action instead of continuation of paper conversation.

I Remain,
Unaffected by your affection.

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