The Indian and the Condom
Posted by Sellers on April 24, 1998 at 08:13:07:
Okay this indian walks into a drug store and told a guy, "Me in love with cheifs daughter
me don't want him to find out." The pharmacist said okay here a condom, the next day the
indian walks in with an axe and punches the counter. The pharmacist said whats wrong?
The indian exclaimed, "left nut go *UH*, right nut go *UH*, condom go *BOOM*". So at this
point the pharmacist was amazed, so he handed him a stronger condom, the indian showed up
the next day with an axe, and knife. The indian threw the axe at the pharmacist's office, the
pharmacist was scared and asked whats wrong, the indian said, "Left nut go *UH*, right nut go
*UH*, condom go *BOOM*. The pharmacist was amazed and handed the indian the strongest condom on
the market, the indian came back the next day with an axe, and a knife again, and threw it at
the pharmacist's desk landing in front of him. The pharmacist now on the floor asks whats wrong?
The indian again said to the guy, "Left nut go *UH*, right nut go *UH*, condom go *BOOM*". So
the pharmacist now is pissed and goes out back and grabs a inner tube and ties it up and stuff
and hands it to him. The next day the indian walks in with a army of guys and the pharmacist
looks up and says ah man don't tell me it didn't work, the indian said, "Left nut go *UH* right
nut go *UH*, left nut go *BOOM*"!