Posted by stacey on April 20, 1998 at 06:31:02:

One day a guy hired somebody named Artir to choke his wife. Artie charged a dollar. So he chokes the wife. The mother-in-law walkes in, so he chokes the mother-in-law. Then the cop walks in so he chokes her too.

What was the headline in the newspaper?

ArtiChokes 3 for a dollar.

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