The new hooker just finished her first trick.
When she came back down to the street, the
seasoned veterans all gathered around to hear the
She said "well, he was a big muscular and
"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.
She said " I told him that a straight lay was
$100, but he said he didn't have that much". "So
I told him a blow job would be $75, but he didn't
have that much either". "Finally I said, well,
how much do you have"?
The marine said that he only had $25.
The new hooker said "well, for $25 all I can give
you is a hand job"
He agreed and after getting the finances
straight, she said " he pulled it out and I put
one hand on it, and then the second hand above
the first and then the first hand above the
"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, "it must have
been huge"! "Then what did you do?"
"I loaned him $75!" she said.