Posted by Mottapala on April 02, 1998 at 01:52:58:
Two guys are bungee jumping one day. The first guy says
> > > to the second "You know, we can make a lot of money
> > > running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico." The
> > > second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool
> > > their money and buy everything they'll need-a tower, an
> > > elastic cord, insurance, etc. So, they travel to Mexico
> > > and begin to set up on the square. As they are
> > > constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.
> > > Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them work.
> > >
> > > The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord,
> > > but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that
> > > he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the
> > > second guy isn't able to catch him, he falls again,
> > > bounces and comes back up again. This time he is
> > > bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him.
> > > The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time,
> > > he comes back pretty messed up-he's got a couple of
> > > broken bones and is almost unconscious.
> > >
> > > Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and
> > > says "What happened? Was the cord too long?" The first
> > > guy says "No, the cord was fine but what the hell is a
> > > pinata?"