---Eleven Important Men In A Woman's Life---
Posted by Mottapala on March 29, 1998 at 14:13:59:


Her Doctor; he says, "Take your clothes off."

Her Dentist; he says, "Open wide."

Her Veterinarian; he says, "And how is your little pussy doing today?"

Her Gardener; he says, "Do you want me to mulch your bush?"

Her Hairdresser; he says, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

Her Interior Decorator; he says, "You'll like it once it's in."

Her Remodeler; he says, "It fits tongue-in-groove with a little

Her Milkman; he says, "Do you want it in front or in back?"

Her Banker; he says, "If you take it out, you'll lose interest."

Her TV repairman; he says, "Let me play with your knobs first."

Her Butcher; he says, "I have a hard salami for you!"

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