The blonde and the infant scales
Posted by machan on February 11, 1998 at 23:16:24:

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The
clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight
by weighing the blonde and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and
subtracting the second amount from the first.

"It won't work," the blonde countered. "I'm not the mother, I'm the aunt."

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