Posted by machan on February 11, 1998 at 22:51:27:
There is a new commander of a base of the French Foreign Legion, and the
captain is showing him around all the buildings. After he has made the rounds
the commander looks at the captain and says, "Wait a minute. You haven't
shown me that small blue building over there. What's that used for?" The
captain says, "Well sir, you see that there are no women around. Whenever
the men feel the need of a woman, they go there and use the camel."
"Enough!" says the commander in disgust. Well, two weeks later, the
commander himself starts to feel in need of a woman. He goes to the captain
and says, "Tell me something, Captain." Lowering his voice and glancing
furtively around, he asks, "Is the camel free anytime soon?" The captain
says, "Well, let me see." He opens up his book. "Why, yes, sir, the camel is
free tomorrow afternoon at two o'clock." The commander says, "Put me
down for two o'clock then." So the next day at two o'clock the commander
goes to the little blue building and opens the door. There inside he finds the
cutest camel he's ever seen. Right next to the camel is a little step stool, so he
closes the door behind him and puts the step stool directly behind the camel.
He stands on the stool, drops his pants, and begins to have sex with the
camel. A minute later the captain walks in. "Ahem, begging your pardon, sir,"
says the captain, "but wouldn't it be wiser to ride the camel into town and
find a woman like all the other men?"