Italian Spelling
Posted by Malcolm on February 08, 1998 at 23:47:39:

Two Italians in the bus were having a rather loud conversation and the old lady seated behind them
was trying her best to ignore them. But she couldn't contain herself when she heard one of the guys say:

"First Emma come den I come, two asses both together, den I come, two asses together again and I come,
two pee, both together and I come again"

The old lady yelled, "You should be ashamed of yourself, talking of your sex lives in public!"

The guy replied, 'Hey, coola downa lady, me justa tell my friend how to spella 'Mississipi'!!"

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