One Ups Manship
Posted by Mottapala on January 25, 1998 at 15:18:43:

So the other day, my friends and I went to this "Gentlemans' Club."
One of my buddies wanted to impress us, so he pulls out a $10 bill.
The "dancer" came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put it
on her butt. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $50 bill.

He calls the girl back over, licks the $50, and puts it on her other
cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top
that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute.....then the banker
in me took over...

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down her crack, grabbed the 60
bucks, and headed for the door.

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